OK. The current plan is melting. It is time for a new plan.
Plan A: Move to Alaska and become crazy bear lady like old Timmy (but a girl, obviously). I may well die a horrifying death due to own stupidity, but will at least leave a nice frozen corpse for people to find.
Plan A: Move to Alaska and become crazy bear lady like old Timmy (but a girl, obviously). I may well die a horrifying death due to own stupidity, but will at least leave a nice frozen corpse for people to find.
Plan B: Join a soccer team and convince someone to fly us over the Andes and crash spectacularly. I may well die a horrifying death but will at least leave a nice frozen corpse for the sustenance of others. Will be especially pleased if said 'others' are nice and good-looking like Ethan Hawke.
Plan C: Become bazillionaire and get lost in the wilderness with Alec Baldwin. I may well die a horrifying death by bear-mauling (again) but will at least be quite chilly when all is said and done.There is also a distinct possibility of moving to Alaska to become funky independent female pilot. May well die a horrifying death due to lack of pilot's license, but can wear nice fluffy anoraks and fall in love with local DJ.
These are the new plans.
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