Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Seitan's Lair


Veganism can really ruffle some feathers. If one mentions the ominous 'V' word, or addresses blatantly false stereotypes (like veg*ism makes you pale/skinny/anaemic/weak/anorexic),-the howling begins. One lone howler is soon joined by others until you find yourself surrounded by a pack of snarling carnivores. What do they howl? "Stoooooop judging uuuuuuuuuuus! We have the riiiiight to eat as we pleeeeeeease! Youuuuuuuu are a crazy persoooooooonnnn!" (that's an approximate translation,-I don't speak carnivore so I may be incorrect).

So, to address the howlers with the same levels of respect as I have been shown;

" Has anyone stopped to think about the environmental impact of factories created to produce soy milk, tofu and "not meat" products? These things aren't plucked from the ground in this form yet the damage caused by this process is ok because they don't contain meat?"

No, I have never read a comparative scientific study on the aformentioned. I am an unreasonable fanatic with absolutely no scientific basis for my nutritional/enviromental decisions. Of course the damage cause by this process is OK....sheeesh, I don't care if we wreck the planet, just as long as the cute fluffy animals are OK.

BUT....Quantification of the environmental impact of different dietary protein choices1,2,3
Lucas Reijnders and Sam Soret
1 From the Institute for Biodiversity and Ecosystem Dynamics: Center for Sustainable Development, University of Amsterdam, The Netherlands (LR), and the Department of Environmental & Occupational Health, Loma Linda University School of Public Health, Loma Linda, CA (SS). The journal picked soy studies for a comparison, lucky for you. Meat production took more land (6 to 17 times as much), water (4.4 to 26 times), fossil fuels (6 to 20 times), and biocides (a lumped-together category of pesticides and chemicals used in processing -- 6 times as much). In fact, meat lost in every category. When processing and transport is factored in to the equation, the difference becomes less extreme, but it's still there. Meat-based diets use about twice as many environmental resources as soy-based diets. Despite concerns about deforestation and genetic engineering, soy appears to be the winner here.

Mind you, that's only one study. It's probably wrong.


"For people who don't want to be picked on or judged for their life choice they generally spend alot of time trying to convince others that their way is right"

So, if someone believes something strongly they should expect to be picked on? It wasn't so long ago that 'Environmentalists' were tarred with a similar brush (clearly labelled 'for use on lunatic fanatics'). You can't win this one (I've tried). If you never mention you're a vegan, people attack you when they find out for not having strong enough conviction to speak up. If you tell people straight up, you're'shoving it in their face'. If you respond to a vegan-themed blog and it's comments you're 'trying to convince others that your way is right'


"Some people need more [iron] than a vegie diet can provide, including an aneamic friend of mine who was ordered by her doctor to eat liver and kidney"

I am still seraching for the mysterious study that confirms this oft-trotted-out urban myth.

Some might expect that since the vegan diet contains a form of iron that is not that well absorbed, vegans might be prone to developing iron deficiency anemia. However, surveys of vegans 2,3 have found that iron deficiency anemia is no more common among vegetarians than among the general population although vegans tend to have lower iron stores 3.
The reason for the satisfactory iron status of many vegans may be that commonly eaten foods are high in iron. In fact, if the amount of iron in these foods is expressed as milligrams of iron per 100 calories, many foods eaten by vegans are superior to animal-derived foods. (1) For example, you would have to eat more than 1700 calories of sirloin steak to get the same amount of iron as found in 100 calories of spinach.
Another reason for the satisfactory iron status of vegans is that vegan diets are high in vitamin C. Vitamin C acts to markedly increase absorption of non-heme iron. Adding a vitamin C source to a meal increases non-heme iron absorption up to six-fold which makes the absorption of non-heme iron as good or better than that of heme iron 4.

1. Haddad EH, Berk LS, Kettering JD, Hubbard RW, Peters WR. Dietary intake and biochemical, hematologic, and immune status of vegans compared with nonvegetarians. Am J Clin Nutr 1999;70(suppl):586S-93S.
2. Obeid R, Geisel J, Schorr H, et al. The impact of vegetarianism on some haematological parameters. Eur J Haematol. 2002;69:275-9.
3. Hallberg L. Bioavailability of dietary iron in man. Ann Rev Nutr 1981;1:123-147.
4. Gleerup A, Rossander Hulthen L, Gramatkovski E, et al. Iron absorption from the whole diet: comparison of the effect of two different distributions of daily calcium intake. Am J Clin Nutr 1995;61:97-104.


" Give me a scientific study that shows how bad meat is and I'm sure I could find one that says the contrary"

Of course you can. Might want to check out who is funding said studies too. The MLA has put out some fabulously positive studies on the benefits of red meat. They also use Sam Neill in their adds (a qualified dietician).

There, I hope that answered a few nagging howls. Now, run off and bury a bone somewhere.

How do I tell them?


OK, so I took mum and dad up to Lillianfells the other day for coffee to show them where Brett and I would be spending our wedding night. It was lovely. We had tea and biscuits in the lounge, were shown the rooms and had a great time wandering about checking out the facilities (with me in trackies, a jumper and sneakers!).

The upshot is that mum wants to take Gavin to 'Darley's' (their restaurant) for his belated birthday celebration on friday.

Well and good, except it's $75 per person for two courses and $98 for three. Now, Brett and I can afford this for our wedding night but...that's it. We just can't do it.

The $150 needed would feed us (and Nimba) for two weeks. The spending of said amount would literally mean we wouldn't shop for two weeks.

This is difficult;

(a) it's my brother's birthday...it should be an indulgent 'I Love You' thing

(b) my brother is rich..this is normal for him

(c) my parents can well afford their part...it's only Brett and I who are the flies in the ointment

(d) if we say we can't come due to $$ they will feel they should pay for us,-which they can't afford

(e) if we cancel ' for some other reason' we'll be seen as uncaring and flippant

(f) is it petty of me to not want our 'wedding night' place to be previously eperienced by others? (even family?)

(g) AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH


It's wednesday. The booking is for friday. What do I do???????
(It should be mentioned that we're taking out a loan for the wedding/night/reception) our normal income is woefully inadequate.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Six Foot Track.....





Let's do something different guys.

Today, I did about 1km of the Six Foot Track (starting in the Megalong Valley), and it struck me that a shared walking/camping experience with all my favourite people might just be a fabulous thing to do in September.

We should take 3 days and go from Blackheath to Jenolan. It's absolutely spectacular scenery and a great walk suitable for most fitness levels (even mine!). We'd remember it forever, and have an absolute ball filling up on fresh air, general silliness and camp food!

It also struck me that I have always loved camping and tramping, but haven't done it in ages. D'ya wanna?
Just let me know if you're interested and I'll try to find the time to do all the organising. Those that don't wish to walk,-car pickup at Jenolan on the last day would be greatly appreciated! (My parents have offered but obviously, they can only fit 4 people in the car. Depending on how many of you want to come,-we may need someone else to do some driving too.
I know this all sounds horribly fit and healthy and not at all like what we usually do (sit around and drink....), but I think it will be oodles of fun, and will create great memories for us all...
I should mention that you probably don't want to come along if you don't have the following;
(A) A Tent
(b) decent walking shoes
(c) camping gear (including a good backpack)
I'm happy to organise to an extent, but I can't be buggered sorting out everyone's sleeping/eating arrangements, so that part would be entirely up to you. (Mind you, if Millie and Boo come along, we're almost guaranteed the most ridculously delicious camp food you've ever experienced:-). I'd also suggest a camera or two be included, and a guitar (if anyone can be buggered carrying the damn thing). I would go booze-free too. Don't know about you, but I don't much fancy climbing up hill and down dale with a hangover:-)
If I have no interest, I'm still going to try and convince Brett to do it with me and we'll go alone, but it would be nice to make it a group event. See what you can all do and get back to me:-)





Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Did I mention gerry?

(Chuckle) I might go to bed now. Mind you, knowing my brain, I'll dream that he's a spider king and sets his minions upon me. Seriously,-you wouldn't believe how many ruddy dreams I have about ruddy spiders. They chase me (the last one was foot sized and had a large pink spot on it's back, it moved very fast and chased me from room to room).

What do spiders signify in dreams anyway?

It's aliiiiive


I'm just a shameless cheapskate. It's a fact, so stop howling "No Cath, you're a Goddess!" (It gets tiring). I was doing some trawling a few weeks ago and came across one of the strongest weight loss pills available (apart from ephedra, which, let's face it, is more expensive than speed and works about the same), It's called Lipovox (insert registered trade mark etc) and was developed by a Hawaiin colleg student after watching Oprah. So far, peerless credentials right? Well, I then looked it up in detail and there were, like, heaps of testimonials from people with real-sounding names like Tara from Virginia, and Karen from Michigan.

The Ingredients are quite impressive:


acai berries
barley juice
cayenne pepper
wheatgrass
garlic
buckwheat
flaxseed
alfalfa
lactobacillus acidophillus
soy
green tea
salmon
alpha lipoic acid
dmae


So, OK. Quite impressive (apart from the dead fish). But I looked hard for the 'weight loss' ingredients, i.e. something that would speed up metabolism or burn fat. ONE ingredient stood out, ye olde Cayenne.

So, instead of spending $65US a bottle, I decided to whip up my own version of the above, just out of curiosity.

So, I bought a cannister of powdered greens (alfalfa, barley grass, spirulina), some flaxseed oil and some cayenne pepper.

In the spirit of Scientific experimentation I have had a glass of my 'mix' every morning for 6 days. To be totally objective, I decided not to exercise (Lord, that was sooooo hard) at all during this period and observe any weight loss.

Now, at the risk of sounding like a testimonial, it has had some results.


1) It certainly wakes you up of a morning. (That would be the Cayenne) my usual reaction is 'Whoo! Whah! Sheesh! Blah Blah....erg! Zammo!'

2) My skin looks fabulous. Really smooth and spot-free.

3) Crows-feet seem to be reduced (to my eye)

4) I have lost 2kgs.


Also, my stubborn abdominal bits have reduced! Things are a lot firmer! Now, I DID NOT exercise. I went up to Springwood a couple of times to run errands, but apart from getting in and out of a car and usual walking from post-office to bank to supermarket...nothing.

So, I guess the Cayenne works huh? I'm equally certain that the cayenne would work by itself but I figure that the extra vitamins from the greens and the omega 3's from the flaxseed can nly be of benefit.


I hate that women all aver the globe spend thousands upon thousands of dollars for these miraculous weight loss pills, so if there's a way of replicating the effects cheaply and efficiently, I wil spread the word.

Of course, this was not a clinical trial. I would love the backing to make it into one, but,-hey, it's too dan simple.

So, I will continue to experiment with my little concoction, but I (legally) urge everyone else to hold off and see if I'm dead in 6 months before you jump on this bandwagon. Wow, I feel soooo Frankenstein.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Crimson Velvet cupcakes


photo courtesy of eyelevelpasadena.com


These little beauties will make you weep! They're so pretty and sooooo orgasmolicious:-)


1 cups vegetable oil1 cups sugar1 quantity of no- egg2 1/2 tablespoons cocoa powdera good sploosh red food coloring1 1/4 cups flourpinch salt1 teaspoons vanilla extract1/2 cup buttermilk1/2 teaspoon baking soda1/2 tablespoon white vinegarFor the frosting:1 tub tofutti plain flavoured cream cheese 1 cups confectioner’s sugar2 tbsps nuttelex1 teaspoons vanilla extract 1/2 tablespoon milk
Good sploosh of lemon juice
preparation
Preheat oven to 350°F.In a mixer with a paddle attachment, mix the oil, sugar and eggs until creamy. In a separate small bowl, combine the cocoa powder and food coloring, and stir. Once you have a thick paste, add it to the mixer. In a medium bowl, combine the flour and salt with a whisk and set aside. In a liquid measuring cup, combine the vanilla extract and buttermilk. Stir and set aside.Add half of the buttermilk mixture to the mixer and stir on a low speed. Add half of the flour mixture and combine. Alternate this process with the remaining wet and dry ingredients. When all wet and dry ingredients have been combined in the mixer, fold in the baking soda and vinegar.Line a mini muffin tray with mini muffin holders. Evenly distribute the batter among the cups. Bake for 30 minutes. Let the cupcakes cool before frosting.
For the frosting:
In a mixer with a whisk attachment, beat together the cream cheese, butter and vanilla extract until light and fluffy. Slowly add in the sugar and continue mixing until there are no lumps. Add milk to thin if necessary.

3 degrees of Gerry Butler


Yay Yay Yay! and whoo-hoo! 3 degrees of Gerard Butler (does happy spinny dance).

Though the various and never-ending wonders of the Facebook application that I was shamelessly peer-pressured into using, The marvellous and yummilicious Gerry moves ever closer to my midnight realm...Mwah hah hah:-)

To anyone that thinks I'm being horribly disloyal to my fiancee, Hah! We've already discussed such things and Gerry's my 'Get out of jail free' card. Never fear, Maggie Gyllenhall has the great honour of being Brett's:-)

To those uninitiated: The 'Get our of jail free' system is designed to allow one a substantial celebrity crush that in the unexpected and unlikely event of 'actual possibility' will be summarily ignored by your partner. In our system, this does not include sex, but could include the following

* Deep and soul-searching conversation

* Kissing

* A little bit more intense kissing

* Roaming hands

* Offers of co-starring roles in next film...etc

I think it's quite jolly and progressive actually, AND nearly all couples have their own version of it, so I'm very normal actually.


Also, it should be mentioned that our celebrities are pretty obvious analogues of each other (just richer/skinier/more famous/better teeth). Gerard, tall, scruffy, bearded, 'phwoooor' rather than 'handsome',; Maggie; more famous brother(!), white skinned, dark haired, blue eyed, indie type.

See how well-adjusted we really are? Now, if Brett had chosen Scarlett Johansen I would have had issues. -Admittedly the system isn't perfect=P

So, all you Gerry tarts out there,-read 'em and weep 3 DEGREES, that's right. Ha Ha!