Okaaaay...

Why? Why do tampons need wings? How much room do they think we have up there? wouldn't it just be like an extra wrapping round the tampon?
And why do people insist on having sex when they know they're in a horror movie? And why do I care so much about the American election outcome? And why do I have to go to South penrith to sit on my ass and put up a sign? And what do I cook for my brother on saturday?